Movie·2008·1h 30m
The Onion Movie
America's finest news source.
Directed By
Mike Maguire
Country
United States of America
Language
Russian
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The Story
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Written By
Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Producer
David Miner, Gil Netter
Cinematography
Maryse Alberti
Music
Asche & Spencer
Editor
Frederick Wardell
Themes
Production House
Audience Score
253 votes
Where to watch
Region: US
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Cast
Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando Seale
Producer
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
// crew
Crew
David Miner
Producer
Gil Netter
Producer
Mike Maguire
Director
Tom Kuntz
Director
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
Todd Hanson
Writer
Michael Rotenberg
Producer
David Zucker
Producer
Maryse Alberti
Director of Photography
Frederick Wardell
Editor
Asche & Spencer
Original Music Composer
Thad Spencer
Original Music Composer
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