Movie·2008·1h 40m
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
Directed By
Steve Miner
Country
United States of America
Language
English
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The Story
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Written By
Kelly Bowen
Producer
Boaz Davidson, Danny Dimbort
Cinematography
Patrick Cady
Editor
Nathan Easterling
Themes
Production House
Audience Score
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// cast
Cast
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Katherine Owens
Stylist
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)
// crew
Crew
Steve Miner
Director
April Blair
Screenplay, Story
Kelly Bowen
Screenplay
Boaz Davidson
Producer
Danny Dimbort
Producer
Randall Emmett
Producer
George Furla
Producer
Bill Gerber
Producer
Avi Lerner
Producer
Trevor Short
Producer
Joe Simpson
Producer
Patrick Cady
Director of Photography
Nathan Easterling
Editor
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