Movie·2008·0h 10m
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Country
United States of America
Language
English
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// overview
The Story
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Producer
Richard Gale
Music
Christopher Brady
Editor
Richard Gale
Themes
Production House
Audience Score
154 votes
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// cast
Cast
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
// crew
Crew
Christopher Brady
Original Music Composer
Richard Gale
Director, Writer, Producer, Editor
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