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Never Been Thawed

Movie·2005·1h 27m

Never Been Thawed

Country

United States of America

Language

English

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// overview

The Story

A hilarious mockumentary about the delicious hobby of frozen food collecting and Christian rock band, The Christers. The film follows the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiast's Club as they plan their first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention.

Written By

Chuck LeVinus

Themes

found footage

Audience Score

48%

8 votes

Skip19%
Timepass43%
Go for it29%
Perfection9%

Where to watch

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// cast

Cast

Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

Stan

Kent Voss

Dan

Sean Anders

Sean Anders

Shawn

Andrea Anders

Andrea Anders

Christian Band Slut

Shelly Frasier

Shelly / TTY Operator

Mike Gordon

Vince

// crew

Crew

Sean Anders

Sean Anders

Director, Writer

Chuck LeVinus

Writer

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